Yes doctor, I caught it in the laundrette….
This morning I heard the funniest thing - In our apartment block the owners have a laundry service, which we used once but haven’t again because its a bit expensive so we usually take our clothes to the local laundrette instead. So, this morning the owner told Marianne that we should use their service as everyone else does because we could catch “the AIDS” from our clothes after they have been washed in a laundrette. She went on to warn that if we persist in this foolish money saving laundry experiment we may end up “very sick”.
Whilst this news did come as something of a shock we’re hoping that it should at least cheer up the Vatican and much of Africa - Its not about the condoms stupid! Just buy a nice Zanussi!
November 13th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Its true, the early laundrette strain of aids came from washing a pair of flairs with a monkey. Damn that experimental summer of love!
November 13th, 2006 at 11:23 am
Was the monkey still in the flares? Because then it would be excatly like a dream I once had.
November 18th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Hey you both,
this guy is right you really gotta watch out!
some more advices you should follow: Ciàran: Never, ever masturbate if you want keep your spinal cord, Marianne: if you got your period never sleep in the same room with Ciàran,it will make him sick! And: ever eat the kernels of raisins or other fruit, you will immediately catch an Appenticitis!
So far so good.
to Marianne: Wünsch dir gute Besserung! Versuchs mal mit Vitamin-C Tabletten, die haben bei mir echt Wunder gewirkt! Bin seitdem kein einziges Mal mehr krank geworden!
Hier is es grade viel zu warm für November: ca. 20 °C in einegen Gebieten Deutschlands! Naja, die Erderwärmung kommt halt so langsam….
Wir haben diese Woche unsere Visa abgeholt und werden langsam ganz aufgeregt! Am 8. Dezember gehts dann auch endgültig los!
Muss jetzt leider aufhören, fahr heut noch nach Göttingen und wollte noch was für die Geburtstagsfeier vorbereiten!
Machts gut ihr beiden!
November 21st, 2006 at 3:51 pm
You think think you’re funny huh? Prevention comes from use of Whirlpool, not Zanussi, ye ignoramusesesss, ye.
And another thing, - never, ever do washing on the cheap.
I don’t think you’ve any notion of how close you’ve both come to peril. Or is that Persil..
November 24th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Check it out Ciaran, Michael Stone just disrupted D Day proceedings in Stormont by, (eventually, - he got stuck in the revolving door on his way in) throwing a rucksack into the foyer claiming it to be a bomb. This was after he had spray painted the gates on his way in….I am totally serious. Anyway, he was wrestled to the ground and apparently spent a long time with his arms pinned down and his legs up in the air…Oh, and the Rev has reneged and doesn’t want to go to the party anymore. Quelle surprise.
Enough, enough. Hope you’re both well. Call soon. x
November 25th, 2006 at 4:13 am
yeah oonagh completely unbelievable been reading about it for the last while -looks like the DUP have some discontent in the ranks. Interesting times.
My favourite quote of the day concerned everyones favourite mulleted terrorist, Michael Stone. “his only crime, fashion”
November 26th, 2006 at 1:46 am
hey boy
STONE WASHED!